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vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

  #I cant stop laughing  
rowena: i'm looking over the plans
godric: yeah
rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor
godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason
rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school
godric: safest place
rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere
[in the distance]
salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong
every time you
tell your daughter
you yell at her
out of love
you teach her to confuse
anger with kindness
which seems like a good idea
till she grows up to
trust men who hurt her
cause they look so much
like you.
to fathers with daughtersrupi kaur (via cosmicroots)

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

  #DEAN HAHA  
the-ymir:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

"ONE NIGHT THINGS GET PARTICULARLY SAUCY"

the-ymir:

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

"ONE NIGHT THINGS GET PARTICULARLY SAUCY"
emmawatsonupdates:


"We were on location for four or five weeks in Newcastle and I was away from home for the first time; I’d never been away from my family for that long. I used to hang out with a lot of the other girls in those early days, or Rupert and I would hang out in the evenings.”

— Emma Watson about her time on set of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

emmawatsonupdates:

"We were on location for four or five weeks in Newcastle and I was away from home for the first time; I’d never been away from my family for that long. I used to hang out with a lot of the other girls in those early days, or Rupert and I would hang out in the evenings.”

— Emma Watson about her time on set of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

  #hp    #cute  

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

  #the simpsons    #lisa simpson